Meet Oak Cliff’s Most Eligible Bachelors
If you’re tired of the pick-up-a-guy-in-a-bar scene, perhaps you’d be interested in a more formal meet cute. TeCo Theatrical Productions has you covered, for a price. Thirteen eligible bachelors are up for auction to raise money for the theater company, and to win your heart.
Some of my favorite excerpts from the men’s bios include:
“While others have hopes and dreams, I have ways and means!” Khalil Long, 32
“I love acting, putting firecrackers in kids’ shoes, rapping, and watching First 48 with old church ladies and helping them eat prunes.” D. Ellis, aka Mr. Entertainment, 37
“I enjoy cooking, fine wine, and riding my motorcycle. People would be surprised to find out I am a cultured brother who loves live music and performances.” Warren Smith III, 47